The Royal Chameleon: Honest Mishaps


A very short lesson in Psychology: 

therivanqueen:

idkmybffgio:

albanesi:

  • When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
  • When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
  • When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
  • When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
  • When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
  • When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
  • When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you

Just needed to bold that.

so I laugh a lot. this means I’m sad, deep inside? 

THIS is what you call Psychology?

As a psychology major, I can safely say none of this is accurate. (Or even close to being accurate for that matter)



meggannn:

kecky:

Whenever I notice that I’ve lost a follower, I just imagine that this is how it happened, and then I’m not sad anymore.

i don’t need to imagine

i know this is what happens



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I imagine myself as Will, and the rest of Tumblr is Uncle Phil >:33


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YOU SHALL SUCCEED! But, until then… 

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you’ll see, should i succeed.

You should give me a hint. You know how much I love guessing games >:3


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i still can’t do text properly either. i hate it. i’m trying something new right now…we’ll see….

Something new like whaaaaaaat? :3


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mrsdixon replied to your post: I’ll do so after I GIF RED & Xena >:3

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YAY! I’m gonna try and watch a few movies so I can GIF pathfinder, and soon the darkness, LOTR (parts with Eomer of course), and maybe re-do some of the first ones i ever did.

OMG YES! I’m definitely going to redo the gifs I first made. I look at them now & cannot believe how horrible mine look xD Back when I didn’t even know how to properly add text. How cute.


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Im sorry for the mixup and delayed ask XDD I imagine him as being very protective of you and wanting to protect you from everything including yourself. You just seem very sporadic. But I suppose their aren't any funny Kirill-Mariah yoga stories? :(

Anonymous

You got that right in regards to the whole “wanting to protect me from everything including myself” thing. After I accidentally stabbed my hand (while washes dishes) I wasn’t allowed to cut up my own food or even use anything remotely sharp for weeks. 

Indeed there are semi-comical stories. However I can only think of two: 1.) He’d done something to piss me off (I can’t remember what) so I was doing some yoga to relax. Well, I always have a focal point when balancing because if I don’t look at something stationary, I fall. Well, he came in, tried talk to me, realized I was ignoring him and decided to play one of his little games: He figured out what I was looking at (a vase), picked it up and was moving it around the room. At first I was fine, I could still focus on it even though he was moving around. But, then my troll of a husband, dropped the vase (he says on accident, but I’m not buying that), it shattered & I fell immediately #Russian Husband is a troll

Then, another time, he was trolling some more because he was convincedthat yoga didn’t actually do anything for someone’s body/mind. So I tricked him into allowing me to walk him through a meditation >:3 He fell asleep almost immediately (which is common for those not used to meditating). He slept for almost 14 hours straight. When he woke up, he was absolutely livid & I couldn’t understand why. At first I figured he was just a sore loser (which he is at times) but in all reality: he thought that I’d drugged him & figured that’s why he’d slept for so long.



I’ll do so after I GIF RED & Xena >:3 

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I would never unfollow anyone for posting personal stuff. Tumblr is a place to get out your feelings not bottle them up inside and pretend like you are okay. 

queen-cry-baby:



Mariah needs to GIF Big Bang Theory… 

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allons-y-cumberbatch: defaultuser688085: “My feelings, not his actions, determine if I was raped!!!” - Tumblr Feminist.  I usually tend to just ignore things like this, but this, this just makes me really angry. I don’t think rape jokes are particularly amusing, at all. Even though the word “rape” is used in the norm, everyday conversation like its not a big deal, it still is. Using phrases like “I raped that test” has become a joke. Last I checked, rape is not a joke.  People are entitled to their own opinions, that I am the first to support that. But an opinion that thinks rape is defined by feelings of the victim and not the actions of the perpetrator is just plain wrong to me, sorry. If the victim said “NO” or was incapacitated/under the influence, and the other person still proceeded, it’s rape.  People view being a feminist as such a bad thing. Yes, there are some people that can go to the extreme: but so what? They are fighting for rights that they shouldn’t have to. They have every right to be passionate. And yes, some of them may exaggerate at times, but that does not make them entirely wrong. Being a feminist is not a bad thing. Having emotions is not a bad thing. You know what is a bad thing? Rape.

allons-y-cumberbatch:

defaultuser688085:

“My feelings, not his actions, determine if I was raped!!!” - Tumblr Feminist. 

I usually tend to just ignore things like this, but this, this just makes me really angry. I don’t think rape jokes are particularly amusing, at all. Even though the word “rape” is used in the norm, everyday conversation like its not a big deal, it still is. Using phrases like “I raped that test” has become a joke. Last I checked, rape is not a joke. 

People are entitled to their own opinions, that I am the first to support that. But an opinion that thinks rape is defined by feelings of the victim and not the actions of the perpetrator is just plain wrong to me, sorry. If the victim said “NO” or was incapacitated/under the influence, and the other person still proceeded, it’s rape. 

People view being a feminist as such a bad thing. Yes, there are some people that can go to the extreme: but so what? They are fighting for rights that they shouldn’t have to. They have every right to be passionate. And yes, some of them may exaggerate at times, but that does not make them entirely wrong. Being a feminist is not a bad thing. Having emotions is not a bad thing. You know what is a bad thing? Rape.



spintowin:

scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL



BWHAHAHAHAHA THE SMOLDER 

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DIE OVARIES! DIE!!!



PROBABLY THE MOST RELEVANT QUOTE IN REGARDS TO KARL URBAN.


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