The Royal Chameleon: Honest Mishaps


nowwhohasit reblogged your post and added:

YOU WERE HOSPITALIZED?!

Aside from the pain, lack of movement, and being so listless I couldn’t even stand on my own; IT CAUSED:

  • MASSIVE BLOODLOSS (I physically couldn’t stop bleeding)
  • INSANE DEHYDRATION 
  • SEVERE ANEMIA
  • HARSH MALNUTRITION 


4 months ago on 19 Mar, 14 | 1 notes
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ur da best 

nowwhohasit answered to your photoset “I need shoes for my ballroom/salsa class. I can only afford one pair…”

One has class, but the last has sass

Second to last is like 100000% Necromonger



nowwhohasit replied to your post “.”

IT MAKES YOUR FINE ASS LOOK FINER

OH MELANIE, I WISH I HAD YOUR VIEW OF ME


6 months ago on 4 Jan, 14 | 2 notes
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I FAIL AS A FRIEND, I HAVE DISHONORED YOU. IT IS THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER. I HAVE MISSED IT. I HAVE MISSED THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY YOU BLESSED THIS EARTH. I HAVE UNINTENTIONALLY LET THE JOY OF BIFFLE MOVING IN PUSH ALL OTHER FRIENDSHIPS ASIDE. I HAVE IGNORED YOU FOR REASONS UNBEKNOWNST TO ME. FORGIVE ME.


FIRST AMONG COMMANDERS? MOAR LIEK FIRST AMONG PEOPLE WHO FORGET ABOUT THE LORD MARSHAL’S SURPRISE PARTY IN NECROPOLIS…



WELLLLLLLLL 

nowwhohasit replied to your post “I’ve decided I want to be an RA”

I was one for 3 years, stressful, but worth it, the shit you learn about yourself (and the shit you’ll learn about people, dear covu that could have stayed hidden)

All I’m saying is I have a recorder and I know how to play “Careless Whisper” so I think I’m set…



WELL 

ur gon have some pretty interesting voicemails when u find it


1 year ago on 12 Jun, 13 | 1 notes
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WEIRD NOISES ARE COMING OUT VIA SKYPE, I NEED TO WATCH THIS EPISODE THEN GO TO BED, I LOVE YOU, GOODNIGHT MY SWEET, SPOCK OUT


ANSWERING BECAUSE YOU SAID “SPOCK OUT”

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BEFORE YOU ASK I AM NOT ON SKYPE BECAUSE THIS IS A BRIEF AFFAIR WITH TUMBLR BEFORE SHOWER TIME


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ARE YOU ON SKYPE?


1 year ago on 5 Jun, 13
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Why Aren’t You On Skype? THE MUSICAL! 

Orchestrated by Howard Shore

Special Appearances by Beyonce and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir

featuring Melanie "nowwhohasit" Odinson

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if you ever draw something for me no matter what you think the quality of it is

  • i love you
  • i love you
  • i love you
  • i love you

1 year ago on 5 May, 13 | 65277 notes via nubb - © jackwhynand
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clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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I LOST MY SHIT AT OLD GREGG



sigyn-loyalwifeofloki:

thatguy1996:

agentbartowski:

steel-plated-hearts:

some-stars:

agentbartowski:

At my apartment, we take leftover pizza very seriously.

#i feel like this is what leftovers in the avengers’ shared fridge look like

Nobody can figure out who’s stealing all the leftovers.
They have a system, okay, and Bruce spent a lot of time on the color-coded sorting method, and you don’t take other people’s food, but someone is doing it.
So, instead of mentioning to the others, as a rational team would do, they take matters into their own hands.
Tony wants to make a complicated booby trap, but realizes just how badly Pepper will yell at him, so he just puts a complicated technological lock on the gold-tinted tupperware designated as his.
Steve leaves a strongly worded note on the blue-tinted tupperware, with very detailed and specific threats. Pepper sees the note when getting milk for her coffee, and immediately decides to pretend she didn’t so she’s not liable if the threats are carried out.
Natasha’s leftovers just vanish from the fridge, and nobody can figure out where she hid them.
Clint mostly just sits in front of the fridge, glaring at anyone who dares to come near it.
Bruce just leaves a sticky note: “Taking my food will make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.”
Thor balances Mjolnir on top of his food.
Loki rigs his to explode if anyone besides him touches it.
Come the next morning, it’s all gone. Every last scrap. Natasha’s is gone from wherever she hid it as well, if her stormy expression is anything to go by.
Breakfast is awkward, to say the least. 
“Okay, look,” Steve finally says. “Just whoever ate the food, fess up and we can move on.”
Nobody says anything.
*   *   *   
“I put a camera up last night,” Tony says, dressing gown flowing behind him like a cape as he storms dramatically into the kitchen a few mornings later. “Now, we’ll finally know.”
They crowd around the kitchen counter, staring intently at the monitor. 
“Nothing, nothing,” Tony mutters, fast forwarding the tape. “Nothing, more nothing—hang on—”
“Is that Coulson?” Natasha asks, incredulous. 
“Goddamn, it is,” Steve says, shocked. “I think he’s sleepwalking.”
They sit there in silence for a few minutes, watching Phil blatanly disregard their signs and disable their traps. 
Finally, Bruce breaks the silence. “Was I the only one that didn’t know Phil lived here?”
“No.”
“Nope.”
“Nay.”
“I had no idea.”
“Not a clue.”
“I was not aware.”
“Pepper!” Tony shouts. “Did you know Coulson lived here?”
“He moved in three weeks ago,” Pepper says as she enters the kitchen. “For superheroes, you’re all fairly unobservant.”

there’s fanfiction on my post
i feel as if though i can cross this off my metaphorical bucket list

… How did Phil remove Mjolnir from on top of the food?

Phil is worthy to have the power of Thor, obviously.

sigyn-loyalwifeofloki:

thatguy1996:

agentbartowski:

steel-plated-hearts:

some-stars:

agentbartowski:

At my apartment, we take leftover pizza very seriously.

Nobody can figure out who’s stealing all the leftovers.

They have a system, okay, and Bruce spent a lot of time on the color-coded sorting method, and you don’t take other people’s food, but someone is doing it.

So, instead of mentioning to the others, as a rational team would do, they take matters into their own hands.

Tony wants to make a complicated booby trap, but realizes just how badly Pepper will yell at him, so he just puts a complicated technological lock on the gold-tinted tupperware designated as his.

Steve leaves a strongly worded note on the blue-tinted tupperware, with very detailed and specific threats. Pepper sees the note when getting milk for her coffee, and immediately decides to pretend she didn’t so she’s not liable if the threats are carried out.

Natasha’s leftovers just vanish from the fridge, and nobody can figure out where she hid them.

Clint mostly just sits in front of the fridge, glaring at anyone who dares to come near it.

Bruce just leaves a sticky note: “Taking my food will make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.”

Thor balances Mjolnir on top of his food.

Loki rigs his to explode if anyone besides him touches it.

Come the next morning, it’s all gone. Every last scrap. Natasha’s is gone from wherever she hid it as well, if her stormy expression is anything to go by.

Breakfast is awkward, to say the least. 

“Okay, look,” Steve finally says. “Just whoever ate the food, fess up and we can move on.”

Nobody says anything.

*   *   *   

“I put a camera up last night,” Tony says, dressing gown flowing behind him like a cape as he storms dramatically into the kitchen a few mornings later. “Now, we’ll finally know.”

They crowd around the kitchen counter, staring intently at the monitor. 

“Nothing, nothing,” Tony mutters, fast forwarding the tape. “Nothing, more nothing—hang on—”

“Is that Coulson?” Natasha asks, incredulous. 

“Goddamn, it is,” Steve says, shocked. “I think he’s sleepwalking.”

They sit there in silence for a few minutes, watching Phil blatanly disregard their signs and disable their traps. 

Finally, Bruce breaks the silence. “Was I the only one that didn’t know Phil lived here?”

“No.”

“Nope.”

“Nay.”

“I had no idea.”

“Not a clue.”

“I was not aware.”

“Pepper!” Tony shouts. “Did you know Coulson lived here?”

“He moved in three weeks ago,” Pepper says as she enters the kitchen. “For superheroes, you’re all fairly unobservant.”

there’s fanfiction on my post

i feel as if though i can cross this off my metaphorical bucket list

… How did Phil remove Mjolnir from on top of the food?

Phil is worthy to have the power of Thor, obviously.


1 year ago on 20 Apr, 13 | 51568 notes via therivanqueen - © tacoposey
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